the 10 weirdest musical self-expressions (so far)
i'm starting to rank things now
After The Musical Self-Expression Spectrum essay, besties and exes started shilling me their mid-spectrum forms of expression. And in the spirit of Tumblr Substack, I figured reblogging was the way to go.
Below, please find the 10 weirdest suggestions for the music spectrum. :-)
(Add your own suggestions in the comments or DM and I’ll add ‘em to the final Musical Self-Expression Spectrum).
1. Shazaming in a church
You were just wondering…
2. Taking a college level course on Taylor Swift
I can’t make it, I have my Era’s midterm due tomorrow.
3. Asking your Uber driver for the bluetooth
“Excuse me, sir…”
4. Renting a karaoke room (for yourself)
Dead sober, too.
5. Buying records without owning a record player
Hey, a physical sale is a physical sale.
6. Pretending to be in a music video while listening to a deep cut
Bonus points if it’s raining.
7. Posting a song on your story to bait your crush
See “Delete” by Ninajirachi.
8. Telling a crowd you are “meeting your friend” in order to move closer to the stage
Nobody believes you, yet they still won’t fight it.
9. Listening to yacht rock on a yacht
Very specific vibe.
10. Making out with your assistant at a Coldplay concert
Kiss cam for the win.
/m
H/T to the icon Natalie Moosher for the assist














valid points you bring up
wearing noise cancelling headphones w nothing playing